If you follow us on Instagram, you’ve probably noticed a few of these #DogBios popping up. I have more fun with these than anything else on the Internet. There is something so entertaining about looking at a dog and just putting together exactly the type of human they would be.
This week it’s all about moms. Which one most accurately describes yours?
1. Shoes off.
2. “Man is that your mom or your SISTER?”-Dudes trying to hit on Cindy, probably.
3. Brooke is a stay at multiple homes mom.
4. This mom loves a good wiener. (I’ll add that to the list of sentences I didn’t think I’d say today)
5. Moms LOVE arch support.
6. Safety is not a joke, Kevin.
7. Moms love protecting their knee cartilage.
8. A mom on the beach without a sarong is like a hipster without an ironic mustache: incomplete.
9. “I expected more from you.”-Debbie, probably.
10. “Age is just a number.”-Patty, probably.
11. Barb is a low key FREAK.
Ok and for some reason I can’t get enough of this golden’s account because his alter ego is a PTA mom.
12. “SHHHHHHH”-Bonnie, probably
13. And don’t even get her started on her hammer toe.
14. She just can’t get enough of those low-fat ice-cream sandwiches.
15.Dolores definitely shouldn’t start watching Game Of Thrones.